I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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