I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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