i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
should my penis look like a turkey
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Go christen that room with your naked body.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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