she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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