What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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