I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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