I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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