Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Vodka?
Forever.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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