Dual....:-)
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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