"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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