Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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