did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
