had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The uberlube is also flammable
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
