a queef is a wish your heart makes.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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