I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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