At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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