We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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