I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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