He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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