i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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