Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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