He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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