Pants 0. Shit 1.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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