She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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