"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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