TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just google imaged poop.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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