it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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