It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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