Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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