Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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