Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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