does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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