She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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