Porn is love you can see.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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