i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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