If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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