If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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