Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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