Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The feeling are messing with the penis
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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