Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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