you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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