on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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