i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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