Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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