She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
