Since when is my name a synonym for head?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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