I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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