I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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