Porn is love you can see.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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