I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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