that's an acceptable place to lick
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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