so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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