How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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