I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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