just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
