sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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