How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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